I am here to waste time and eat candy. Fantasies are great when you are in them. Lots of ideas just not much practice. I rarely take life seriously which helps mitigate some of the epicly poor decisions im know for making. Making a friend is way more important than finding a fuck buddy. That starts with a healthy dose of honesty. One doesn't always need a printed photo and a tape measure to spot fakery so just don't do it. If you don't have an extraordinary amount of patience it's probably best I stay outside your bubble.